Dear President Trump,
My 5 accomplishments last week:
-Swapped seed oils for butter in the break room.
-Banned kale propaganda.
-Turned parking lot into a farmer’s market.
-Replaced soda machines with raw milk fountains
-Voicemail’s says ‘MAHA’ on repeat.
More next week!
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